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bonobo

A person or animal that becomes aroused by objects, actions, or situations, that would not usually cause arousal in a normal individual. This term gets its name from the fact that bonobo monkeys tend to become aroused and partake in auto-erotic activities when someone jingles their keys in front of them.
Levi's such a weirdo. Anytime he sees garden gnomes or troll dolls, he totatlly spanks the monkey. What a bonobo!!!
by Jamie Hunt August 5, 2007
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A Bonobo is a small, french looking animal usually found in the heart of Tropical terrain.

The Bonobo has a strange tenancy to prey on the young and weak(drunk)

The Bonobo has a small compartment in between it's legs to lure in innocent bystanders.

When threatened, the Bonobo will make a loud shrieking noise and then proceed to rid of all it's clothing.
Guy 1 "dude, don't get too fucked up, there are bonobo's around"

Guy 2(next morning) : "dude, i was attacked by a bonobo last night, it was fucking scary"
by Joumasepoes123 January 18, 2011
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When someone is being stupid and you want to insult them using a silly word that means they're a fucking monkey.
"Akronym. You are a literal bonobo. Hit your shots dude!"
"Akronym, You're such a bonobo"
by mooonsoooon March 21, 2017
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A great word to call a slut that claims he or she is “poly” without getting suspended or fired. It comes from the primate that is known for sluttery.
Girl 1: waaaaaah!!! doesnt wanna be my freind anymoreee because i cheated on my girlfreind but im poly!!
Girl 2: Uhhh…. Aren’t we in middle school? Okay? Sorry I guess

Two years later…

Girl 1: Yur a BEEATCH!
Girl 2 : Fuck you too! You aint just a bitch you a Bonobo.
by Imjustonheretosecretlytalkshit October 10, 2023
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To fuck someone like a bonobo chimpanzee who won't quit. Rapid fire bang.
I'm going to fuck you like a bonobo, girl/boy.

She ain't no hoe, just because she went bonobo.
by Bonono123 September 14, 2016
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Folowing a filthy simian with felatio or cunnilingus.
Do you have any mouthwash? I just finished a round of the filthy simian with some bonobo action if you know what I'm saying....
by jgogs April 9, 2007
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A monster that live in bamboo forests and has red eyes. It's chest is open and if you look at it in its eyes it will hunt you down
Oh no the Bonobo monster is coming
by Hdgehkrkrjje April 29, 2022
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