Bongchitis 

When you hit the bong too harshly and your lungs start to feel like they are collapsing for 20 minutes strait

I got bongchitis, ain’t nobody got time for that.

Bongchitis by ciaramoore00 June 19, 2018

bongchitis 

A raspy and dry, tickly and chesty cough entrenched near the top of your chest caused by smoking marijuana from a bingeroo

Jim - Bro why u coughing so much?
Jake - My bad bro all these bowls are giving me bongchitis
Jim - Switch to j’s bro give the lungs a break
Jake - maybe bro, but after this bowl

Jim - yea facts let me get one too tho

bongchitis by Bootsnsuitsnfruitsnloops September 11, 2022

Chronic Bongchitis 

The act of inhaling large amounts of marijuana smoke, often along with tobacco in the form of moles (tobacco and weed out of a bong), for extended periods of time, every single day, for extended periods of time.

This illness is common in college students and high school dropouts, especially in Cape Cod, MA. The result of this illness commonly results in the effected victim having to quit this type of degenerate behavior.

"My man Pina used to be pretty chill, but ever since he got Chronic Bongchitis the kid just can't hang anymore."

Me: "Let's rip some doinks in Amish."
Friend: "I cant dude, I got Chronic Bongchitis!"

Chronic Bongchitis by Sharkboy Pina February 19, 2020

cardiovascular bronchitis 

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

cardiovascular bronchitis by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

chronic benchitis 

When a member of an athletic team sits on the bench for so long that he develops an injury.

The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.

chronic benchitis by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010

bongitis

to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.

ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.

bongitis by tedd January 2, 2008

bronchitis 

condition that may be caused by smoke inhalation.

so i woke up to get me a cold pop... Sweet, Lord, Jesus I ran... But the smoke got me and I got bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that.

bronchitis by Luclear September 16, 2012