Honfiring

When you make smores,
on a house fire.

"Hey, I want to go honfiring."

"What is it?"

"When you make smores,
on a house fire."

"..."

"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."

"..."

"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"

"No"

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018

bonering

noun. the action of getting a boner. what happens when a guys sees any really hot chick.

Dude! Check out that fine ass over there maan, I think I'm bonering!

by FatalError March 10, 2004

bonering

Generally getting excited about something

I am totally bonering for our upcoming ski trip.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010

Bonering

To get a "Boner" intentionally or doing it for fun.

Person:What r u doing!?
You:Ummmmm nothing
Person:Are you sure i swear ur bonering...
You:Well Yeah.....

by MAhCuk November 21, 2016

Bondering

Bonding and wondering about your relationship with someone.

I was just bondering w/ this native chick last night. I think she's my new favorite person.

by psilocyclops May 8, 2019

bonering

Buffering media footage as it is downloaded, specifically for pornographic material (e.g. a video)

I was readying my supplies as the porno was bonering. It was a large file, so there was a lot of bonering.

by BBoyStance23 August 22, 2010

Bonering

The process of a man getting a boner.

I stared at him as he was going through the process of bonering.
"Give me a second. Its usually not like this."

by Phattt Thicc NIck Dipples April 5, 2021