boney meat-tower

Name for a penis

All around general insult

Used when describing canned salmon

"Ey yo girl you wanna climb up on my boney-meat tower?"

"Yo I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower"

by GeneralSam123 November 15, 2016

A Trousle of Bones

A group of skeletons parading down your street (can also be used to define a group of Papyri)

Dude 1#: Bro, I just saw A Trousle of Bones on Jones St.
Dude 2#: Dude no way! Did you get a picture?

by tyytanb0n3.d April 17, 2019

no bones day

A day where you have no bones, so you can't get out of bed.

Today is a no bones day, I'm just going to flop in bed and watch Netflix

by cooldudebro69 October 16, 2021

Boney

An adjective, formed from the noun bonehead. Can mean a variety of things based on how you use it in a sentence, but overall means cringe, weird, awkward, or stupid. Boney can also range from being offensive to only a lighthearted term. Someone being loud, funny and silly can be called boney, but a person who you do not like and really sucks can also be boney. It can be used to describe a lot of things, a situation, a person, or even objects. A few terms that can also be used with the word boney are "Bones Galore", "Boney AF", "Bonehead", and anything else you desire, because boney can be used however you want it to be!

ESTABLISHED 2016 by Susie

"That outfit is boney af" (Her outfit is ugly) "Ok you are being so boney right now" (Someone is being annoying) "This meal is hella boney" (The food is gross)

by Susie C December 11, 2021

Bonestalk

When lying on your back having such a massive erection it’s comparable to the beanstalk from the fairytale Jack & the beanstalk

Whilst watching Matty’s mom exercise, Ad became turned on and his Bonestalk appeared embarrassingly whilst he was bench-pressing at the local gym

by TechNoNotice January 17, 2022

Dusty Old Bones

The nickname given to "King Of The Hill" star Hank Hill by his grade school bully Caleb in the season 10 episode, "Hank's Bully." The original moniker is lengthened by Caleb to its full title of "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust."

Caleb: "Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust! Dusty Old Bones, Full Of Green Dust!"

by hiddendriveway March 20, 2009

Boneyard beauty

This is machinery that is ready for retirement due to being worn out.

That pickup truck is a real Boneyard beauty!

by I, Wreckerrr March 29, 2021