Chronic Bongitis

Slang; Used to describe chronic bronchitis caused by excessive marijuana inhalation. Also used generally to characterize any respiratory condition caused by the inhalation of marijuana.

"Cough, cough..." person#1
"You take it like a bitch..." person#2
"Dude, not cool I've got chronic bongitis." person#1

by theJR April 22, 2010

BONGITIS

A COUGH BOUGHT ON BY SMOKING TO MANY BONGS

HAY STEVE THAT SOUND LIKE A REALLY BAD COLD YOU HAVE?
NO ITS JUST BONGITIS!

by TIGHT ASS TINSLEY! June 17, 2018

Boneritis

A severe inflammation of the boner. Sometimes accompanied by a milky discharge.

The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.

by Einhorn N Finkle June 3, 2019

Bonitis

A serious medical condition in which the bones are extremely brittle and almost constantly deliver extreme pain. To date there is no cure, however there are treatments to make the pain less severe. There will likely not be a cure until the year 3000

Steve: He man let's go bone all those chicks!
Sean: I can't man... it's the bonitis :(

by Curtis_house May 26, 2009

Bonitis

An erection. Usually used in conjunction with "a wicked case of". Originally from an episode of Futurama, it has been adapted in such a way to describe one's own wood.

Did you see how short that girl's skirt was? Damn, she gave me a wicked case of bonitis.

by robotsinmyhead October 14, 2004

Bonoitis

A disease that affects lead singers in bands or in their solo careers and causes them to become pompous assholes. The condition is named famously after Bono, the lead singer of U2, well known to be a pompous asshole.

Person 1: Have you heard of the lead singer Morrissey of the Smiths?
Person 2: Yeah, he totally has a bad case of Bonoitis.

by Aetherlian July 15, 2022

Bongitis

A person who is severally attached to their bong, they take it everywhere they go and they require a bong hit before they do any physical task.

Mike: Hey man, what's been going on with Riley lately, he's been acting strange.
Adam: Ah yeah, he has a bad case of the Bongitis, hopefully he will recover soon.

by TheMikeHunt August 17, 2022