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bonegulper

The rare ability for a woman to suck the cum out of a man's cock as fast as he is able to blow his load. (caution: the man may scream, gargle, or black-out)
T'was throwin' a few back at ye old pub and locked me eyes with a big jawed beauty. Said to me mate: Ahoy, look at the mandibles on that thing -- that one there's a bonegulper!
by hello world champion October 16, 2011
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bonehurt

A painfull erection that generally occurs from too much sexual activity or masterbation.
Ugh, I had a bonehurt for like three hours last night.

John jerks off so much that he always gets bonehurts.
by Schlosser December 11, 2007
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3 hole boneathon

A sexual encounter when the penis (bone) is inserted into the woman’s mouth, vagina then anus.
Gina enjoyed the 3 hole boneathon I gave her last night.
by Maxwell January 6, 2004
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Bonequinn

Noun. A fusion of the words boner and manequinn, meaning a manequinn (usually in a wide, open, busy, and public store such as Macy's), whom is modeling tight clothes or underwear, has received a penis-shaped object (usually found in the store itself) in its pants or underwear, creating the illusion that the manequinn has a boner. Ultilized best when choosing an easily-visible manequinn in the busiest part of the store.
Tonight fredrick, marshall, betty and I are going to create some bonequinns in DICK's Sporting Goods.
by Scraphê December 19, 2009
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Non-boneary

Non-boneary. A very slender gender bender.
They’re non-binary and look to have not eaten in a month. Non-boneary.
by NunuSnizzer December 25, 2021
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boneability

A term used to vulgarly describe the beauty of an attractive female. Generally used by young males describing young women.
"Hey man that girl has some serious bonability."
"Yeah man... I would just-"
"Ok, I got cha, bra."
by ColdVantage May 13, 2005
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boneable

Something that you can bone or something worth boning

boning = f*cking in this use
"that chick over there in the pink top is bonable"

that Fleshlight is bonable
by Ryguy Whits (thanks to M.W.) September 25, 2004
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