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Bolton is a small town in Greater Manchester, home to 139, 403 people (approx.)
69, 500 of these people are Muslims
69, 500 are racist twats
The other 403 are decent people, however go unnoticed
And everyone of these people have experimented with drugs, got pregnant before the age of 18, and probably shagged your neighbours cat.
James: I've just bought a house, I'll be moving there next week
Martin: Oh where are you moving to?
James: Bolton
Martin: It's been nice knowing you
Bolton by FuckShitGeyBanged December 12, 2017
A town which is full of smackheads and kids who think they are sick by taking drugs like pills and magic, it is however a good place to get chased by the pigs in their pig mobiles
“Oi mate lets go get a sick chase in Bolton then ring up a pill dealer and pop some pills”
Bolton is an absolute shit tip where anyone would start with you over a sandwich Bolton has now been over crowded by young kids who think they are football hooligans there’s nout else to say but it’s shit
Person 1: Oi mate I’m goin Bolton away later on wanna come
Person 2: nah pal got all these fuckin kids thinkin they’re solid
Bolton by Zhdbbsbsb February 20, 2019
full of chavs and angry old people,,some posh bits,,some bits are full of druggies
bolton
Bolton by shreck April 5, 2019
A town full of loyalty. Very little people big groups. Bolton is filled with every nationality. People think Bolton in the country but they go hard and their ain’t one farm
We reaching Bolton fam
Bolton by Manz not hot April 20, 2019
Absolutely sick place home to the great Rikesh Patel.
"You going to Bolton?"
"Yeh lad going seeing Rikesh"
Bolton by LegendaryRik June 28, 2019