boyscoutting

The act of consciously doing something to prepare yourself for a night of drinking and partying. Based on the Scout's motto to "Be Prepared".

Robin: "Oh man. I'm afraid im going to get too drunk tonight."
Beth: "Thats why im boyscoutting. I'm eating so many chicken nuggets for dinner so they'll soak up the alcohol."

Danielle: "Aww bummer! They don't sell alcohol inside the stadium."
Anne: "Yeah, I know... that's why I boyscoutted. I have a flask in my purse for later."
Danielle: "Way to be prepared!"

by LeBonk December 4, 2010

Boyscouts of America

A very misunderstood organization that instills morales and values into the male youth of America. It is often look down upon as uncool and homosexual due to things such as merit badges and week long all boy scout camps. In the long run, colleges and business think very highly of Eagle Scouts.

Tom: Hey Johnny, what did you do at scout camp, make lanyards and baskets?

Johnny: No, I spent the night in the mountains with my troop.

Tom: HA! You slept in the mountains with a bunch of guys? What a fag!

Johnny: Dude, I'll be the one laughing when I'm the CEO of a company and you're working at McDonalds.

*10 years later Johnny drives his Mercedes through a McDonald's drive through*

Johnny: Oh hi Tom! So you work at a McDonalds?

Tom: Yea....HEY am I still able to join the Boyscouts of America?

Johnny: No sorry! You have to be 18 or younger to earn Eagle!

Tom: Aw dam. I guess I'll join the coastguard then!

by BlueSharpie22 August 17, 2011

dirty boyscout

When a bar tender stirs a drink with their dick.

Kim gave the bar tender a nasty attitude when asking for a drink so he stirred her drink with his dick while saying your dirty boyscout is on the house.

by Sammer July 4, 2015

Boyscout

One who stays in one spot for a period of time in a multiplayer online shooter. (Usually a first person shooter). They stay in a certain spot and wait for an opponent to walk by unaware of their presence and then they kill the opponent walking by. Then there is a f#@%ing boyscout who after being killed in their spot returns to it to continue to be a boyscout, or staying in their spot and staying scoped in down the sight. These players are called boyscouts because boyscouts camp.

That god damn boyscout camp killed me again. I swear all of my deaths are from that fucking boyscout sitting behind the dumpster/

by I_PWN_BOYSCOUTS July 10, 2010

boyscout

one who is always prepared to smoke a bowl.

peter: let's smoke a bowl.
fredrick: shit. i forgot my piece.
boris: don't fret! i brought my pipe.
peter: hell yeah. boris is a regular fucking boyscout.

by face off May 31, 2005

Boyscoutting

When a girl puts her clit in a dude's butt.

Briauna: Steve, should we do the normal butt stuff?

Steve: No the back of my throat is still sore. Do you fuck with the boyscoutting?

Briauna: Drop your pants and touch your toes, I'm going to show you where "the man in the boat" goes

by Buttstuff June 16, 2016

boyscouting

when you insert 2 fingers into a womans vagina

i boyscouted my girlfriend last night

by arlie September 5, 2004