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by Bonehead5000 July 11, 2020
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John Boehner

The current minority leader of the US House of Representatives. AKA Mr. No. Any concept promoted by the opposition party, regardless of potential merit, is consistently deemed by Boehner as a non-starter. Regardless of the initiative, Boehner's alternate solution is always "tax cut". His apparent contributions regarding any useful initiatives within government are obscure or non-existent to date. Unless taking up space, breathing, and saying "no" qualify as a useful contributions...he may be at least holding his own.
Hey John Boehner!!!! That poor bastard next to you is choking to death! Can't you give him some help! Sure! I'll give him a tax cut!
by Ishke February 18, 2009
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Full Belly Boge

The act of smoking a cigarette after eating a large amount of food and having a full stomach. The satisfaction of a full stomach strongly compliments a cigarette.
Yo i just ate 10 mana burgers in 10 minutes.... definitely time for a full belly boge. Prettah bade///
by Naheez July 11, 2011
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John Boehner tears

Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.
Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?

Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!
by Dash McDasherton December 14, 2010
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Bogshite

Bogshite

A term for anyone of Irish decent. Meant as a joking term of endearment, but can also be used as a cuss.
Seriously? You bogshites drank all the Scotch already?
by Boyo85 December 9, 2009
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boehner moment

A public moment interrupted by crying, as is often done by Speaker of the House, John Boehner of Ohio.
Charles Woodson of the Green Bay Packers had a "boehner moment" while addressing his team during halftime at the Super Bowl.
by Mr Puttle February 25, 2011
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Borehole

References an individual possessing an extremely loose and gaping bung hole. Able to be fisted to the elbow with one push and little or no lube. Comes from years of vigorous anal sexcapades.
I hear Carla is into fisting. Is that true?

Yea braaaaahh. It's true but she likes it so much she's a borehole now. So don't expect a snug plug.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2017
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