The first stage of a verbally transmitted disease.
Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to Stage 2 (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. Stage 3 (commonly referred to as E-TMA) is incredibly uncommon due to the Ligma's astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.
Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates to skyrocket in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further proliferation.
The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.
Also see Sugma, a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.
Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to Stage 2 (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. Stage 3 (commonly referred to as E-TMA) is incredibly uncommon due to the Ligma's astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.
Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates to skyrocket in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further proliferation.
The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.
Also see Sugma, a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.
Fortnite Player: Did you hear about Ninja? He was streaming on Twitch when he caught Ligma and died!
Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.
Fortnite Player: What's Bofa?
M, an I: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YA MOUF! GOT EEEEMMM
Fortnite Player: *contracts Bofa*
Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.
Fortnite Player: What's Bofa?
M, an I: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YA MOUF! GOT EEEEMMM
Fortnite Player: *contracts Bofa*
by Leer Key July 28, 2018
Get the Bofa mug.Refers to gym junkie Australian low-class citizens who live in areas outside of the Eastern or Northern suburbs.
Often sporting a deep tan obtained the free way by lying outdoors (for those from the southern suburbs, on a southern beach, for those from the western suburbs, near Parramatta River or in the backyard on the concrete slab). A buff bogan is occasionally attractive, but they are a rare find, much like finding water in the west.
Bogans usually shop at Lowes, a budget chain store, the female equivalent being Supre.
Buff bogans converse in a different dialect and have strong accents, often using phrases like fuckin oath, cracker, strewth, blimey, and often call their women "sheilas".
Often sporting a deep tan obtained the free way by lying outdoors (for those from the southern suburbs, on a southern beach, for those from the western suburbs, near Parramatta River or in the backyard on the concrete slab). A buff bogan is occasionally attractive, but they are a rare find, much like finding water in the west.
Bogans usually shop at Lowes, a budget chain store, the female equivalent being Supre.
Buff bogans converse in a different dialect and have strong accents, often using phrases like fuckin oath, cracker, strewth, blimey, and often call their women "sheilas".
PHWOAARRR!!!! That guy over there is sexy. He has no shoes and he looks like he spends a lot of time admiring himself in the mirror. He has an awesome tan. His guns are huge. He's so fine, I bet he can pull a macgyver. That is one hot diggity buff bogan.
by anon aussie January 19, 2009
Get the buff bogan mug.An Aussi (Australian) or Kiwi (New Zealander) that has embraced the Bogan (see Urban Dictionary definition), having perfected its finest nuances. Briefly, describes a Hiace driving species, adorned with a perfect mullet. Their missing teeth are in finest form, well apportioned with the uniform flannie (flanel). Jedi level bogans have perfected the decibels of AC/DC playing from their trailer and have the unique ability to levitate tinnies (cans of beer) into perfect skulling (chugging) position with a simple wave of the hand.
Aw, mate, did you see how Pike levitated that tinnie and skulled it straight away?! Mate, Bogan Jedi, I reckon!
by auswayward September 28, 2017
Get the Bogan Jedi mug.In Australia bogan names are Americanised firstnames, they tend to either be derived from surnames (in the American cultural tradition they usually occur as the preservation of the mother's family name. This was originally an English convention and was therefore exported to the colonies), or they are made up amalgams of other names or complete inventions in their own right. As American globo-culture has spread, these names have begun to manifest in the English speaking world. To make these names unique, they are also spelt in numerous bizarre ways. A good example of a bogan name is Dylan. Originally an Irish surname, it is variously spelt; Dylan, Dylen, Dillon, Dillan, Dillen. Often, these names are borrowed from celebrities, so we have flocks of Brittanys and herds of Tysons.
Bogan names are gaining such prominence in Australia now, that soon the concept of bogan names, will be lost under a welter of tens of millions of suchlike.
It is a very clear result of America's cultural hegemony over the English speaking world, particularly.
Bogan names are gaining such prominence in Australia now, that soon the concept of bogan names, will be lost under a welter of tens of millions of suchlike.
It is a very clear result of America's cultural hegemony over the English speaking world, particularly.
1. Hello, Jayden, how are you?
It's Jaiden, not Jayden, dickwad!
2. Britny! Geez, what a bogan name!
It's Jaiden, not Jayden, dickwad!
2. Britny! Geez, what a bogan name!
by Dee Cee 66 March 29, 2009
Get the bogan name mug.Anti-pedophile activists recognized by Perverted Justice's now defunct wikisposure project. They are dedicated to harassing and reporting internet groups catering to Pedophiles and those containing child pornography. They have been on the internet for well over a decade and are veterans of many battles with those who believe over eight is too late. They have had death threats made by several Pedophiles for taking a courageous stance for decency and child welfare.
by Xavier 20 August 24, 2011
Get the bobandcarole mug.Nickname for a person who has an obscene love for cheeseburgers. This will often lead to a tendency of living life without a shirt due to their massive gut. Common actions taken by a Randy Bobandy include but are not limited to prostituting themselves for their next cheeseburger.
"Did you see Randall down by the liquor store? He doesn't have a shirt on and he's talking to truck drivers."
"I know, ever since he lost his job at the trailer park he's become a real Randy Bobandy"
"I know, ever since he lost his job at the trailer park he's become a real Randy Bobandy"
by RugRooster August 18, 2014
Get the randy bobandy mug.A financial system in which everything (especially plasma TVs) is purchased on deferred payment interest free credit without any hope of ever paying any of the debt off
Using the simple premise of boganomics, Gary and Tracy now have a plasma TV in every room but do not have any food in the fridge.
by garyhumf January 21, 2009
Get the boganomics mug.