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Boerne High School

A High School Which Alawys Goes To State But Rarely Wins There Football Team Is Really Good Alawys Winning At Least 10 Games But Can Never Win The Games That Actully Matter Also There Bands Getting Pretty Good Now But Since They Did'nt Go To State The Year This Is Being Written I Don't Going Anywhere Since Now There Seasons Will Be 5A Schools Considering That Boerne Will Be A 5A School By 2024 Them Going To State So Often Won't Be The Case No More But Who Knows Boerne Has A Very Rich Campus And Is Expanding There Buildings But There Food Is Filled With All Types Of Diesses And The Only Good Food To Eat Thats Tasty Is Incredbly Unhealthy And Every Meal Cost 3 Dollars To Buy But S Made For At Most 50 Cents Most Of There Teachers Are Great Apart From Some Of Them There Is A Very Split Student Body Half Of Them Are Dumb As Dirt While The Other Half Are Smart However Rarely Anyone At Boerne Actully Fail There Classes Even Thougth Boerne High School Has Many Flaws Its Way Better Then Champion Even Thougth Champion Has Dobule The Student Body Boerne Is Better Beacuse The Smaller The Better
The Boerne High School Football Team Got To State Championships Last Year Loseing To Chinia Springs This Year They Only Got To The Secound Playoff Game Were Unfountly They Forget How To Pass Even Thougth Hudson Hindrex Is A Amazeing Running Back Theres Only So Many Hudson Hindrex To The Right Plays Before The Other Team Relizes We Forgot How To Pass
by Dimeind November 21, 2023
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tim berners lee

The guy who invented the World Wide Web (not the Internet) so you must respect him.
Tim Burners Lee is not how you spell his name, unfortunately.
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Boehner

The uncircumcised patient pulled back his foreskin, revealing a mother lode of sticky, smelly Boehner.
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John Boehner

The current minority leader of the US House of Representatives. AKA Mr. No. Any concept promoted by the opposition party, regardless of potential merit, is consistently deemed by Boehner as a non-starter. Regardless of the initiative, Boehner's alternate solution is always "tax cut". His apparent contributions regarding any useful initiatives within government are obscure or non-existent to date. Unless taking up space, breathing, and saying "no" qualify as a useful contributions...he may be at least holding his own.
Hey John Boehner!!!! That poor bastard next to you is choking to death! Can't you give him some help! Sure! I'll give him a tax cut!
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John Boehner tears

Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.
Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?

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boehner moment

A public moment interrupted by crying, as is often done by Speaker of the House, John Boehner of Ohio.
Charles Woodson of the Green Bay Packers had a "boehner moment" while addressing his team during halftime at the Super Bowl.
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