bobbit

A slang term for the male genitalia

He caught his bobbit in a tool commonly found in woodshops, now he only has one testicle.

by GothicJedi June 3, 2006

Bobbit-ectomy

Proper name; a surgical procedure where the male reproductive organ is cut off. The first account of a successful Bobbit-ectomy occured in Manassas, Virginia, in 1994, by Ms. Loreena Bobbit.

"John has recovered nicely from his recent Bobbit-ectomy."

by MonsterMan75 September 25, 2007

bobbit worm

An idiot with too many quirks. They have a generally tiny penis and head.

dude you're such a bobbit worm

by joshie.123 January 3, 2017

bobbit it

Bobbit It = to cut the cock off of a cheating man and tossing it somewhere it's not liable to be found, so you effectively RIP his cheating life.

Babygirl, if you can prove he is sticking his cock in anyone other than you, baby bobbit it and nobody could blame you and you would probably get away with it and nobody would want to see you locked up for taking "things" into your own hands and cutting it off and tossing it wherever you (don't tell me where,lol) decide to RIP his cheating life.

by Justyn Kase August 29, 2020

The Lorena Bobbit

A sexual act. Obviously, this one is for the ladies. When engaging in some hard core booty sex, squeeze your butt cheeks together as tight as you can, and start violently jumping and thrashing your ass around, in an effort to rip his dick off. (To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.)

His ex gave hime "the lorena bobbit". Thats how he ended up in the hospital

by cordlessyeah February 13, 2019

Lorena Bobbit

When a women cuts off a man's penis.

"Oh my god, she just pulled a Lorena Bobbit on me!"

by omfghi2u2 October 25, 2006

Lorena Bobbit Smoothie

When a girl chops off a guy's penis because she's pissed, puts it in a blender, and feeds it to the guy's goldfish.

Special thanks to Jen for this idea.

You should stop fooling around. I'm afraid of getting a Lorena Bobbit smoothie.

by Lukas Becker June 18, 2008