The Boebert

To receive a handjob at a public theater

Did you hear that Dustin got the Boebert at Aladdin last night?!

by Josh Runs Hawley September 16, 2023

bomberjads

"Crap", originating on GaiaOnline.com, said by user Katikal.

"Bomberjads! I broke my TV again!"

"Why won't the bomberjads come out?"

"I have to take a bomberjads."

by Memous March 26, 2005

Boebert

N: A handjob given in a theater full of families

I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.

by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023

boebert

An over the pants handjob

"She wouldn't go all the way so I had to settle for a quick boebert"

by dnev8730 September 19, 2023

Lauren Boebert

-Lor-en Bo-burt (/ˈlɔr.ən ˈboʊ.bɜrt/)
Noun, sexual act,

The act of a female giving an over-the-pants handjob to a male partner, whilst in a dark public setting,

"oh man, I took my Tinder date to the movies and she gave me a Lauren Boebert"

by HankPecker69420 October 3, 2023

tokyo dive bomber

Tokyo Dive Bomber is the moment where you dip your balls into a sleeping persons open mouth and their reflex action is to move, or close their mouth causing you to squint in pain as you extricate yourself from the situation.

Ian pulled a Tokyo Dive Bomber on that girl at the party the other night, he's lucky to get have gotten out of their in one piece!

by Fawlty March 4, 2015

boaper

A person that makes drugs for a living and makes his house and everyones around his smell like chemicals.

Or

A person that is the opposite of Walter from Breaking Bad and is just bad because he uses his product as well and may go after children because he's lost his sense.

Or

A person that is supplying a small town with misery while everyone knows where the drugs come from yet nothing comes of it.

Or

A person that makes so much illegal substances that it's almost like he's a pooper pooping them all out.

A "Boaper" may be seen setting up fake yard sales or make vehicles for sale by their residence to cover their activity.

by Streetsecuritycam November 14, 2019