blurf

a multifaceted word that can be used to express a bad situation, unusual event, or unfortunate circumstance. As well as an enthusiastic response to a question. The response can be good or bad.

That exam was blurf.
Do you wanna see that movie? Response: Blurf.
The scene where the main character died was blurf.
What she said the other night was blurf.

by maximumfx November 10, 2010

Blurf

It's a cow with a chicken hanging from nostril

Yo that blurf is hilarious

by Sofa King Stew Pit April 24, 2023

blurf

During hard exercise; not breathing properly and nearly passing out.

Bro, I totally blurfed on that deadlift!

by DeepFrying March 21, 2022

Blurf

An anal queef, usually the byproduct of men having having anal sex.

After getting railed by Mike, George cut loose a huge blurf.

by Jamoke Tardley IV December 6, 2021

Blurf

a rank fart that smells so bad it makes you barf. It's like the combination of rotten meat mixed with cow dung.

Eunice farted, and when Rosa smelt it, she blurfed.

Did you see what happened to Rosa yesterday? She blufed a lot, after Eunice passed lethal gas.

by SultrySloth April 22, 2019

Blurfing

The art of pretending to work while actually scrolling endlessly through nonsense on your phone, only to panic and alt-tab when the boss walks by.

"Jeff spent his entire morning blurfing through memes and conspiracy theories, only to look shocked when his manager asked for the report he hadn’t even started."

by b@mb00zlet0n March 8, 2025

Surf and Blurf

When you fart into a lady’s box and she queefs it back at you.

Man, last night got weird when we my girl and I tried to surf and blurf.

by ineverpullout November 18, 2023