blurping mud

The act of wet farting with an especially low toned, bubble popping quality. Reminisent of geothermal mud pools, or molten lava, that expel gas through large surface bubbles.
Likely to leave uncomfortable 'reah splotch in undergarmets. Can be disastrous if one is freeballin'.

Possibly the root of the "brown noise."

I was trying to cut an SBD in the elevator, but ended up blurping mud in my shortpants!

by dfiantone December 16, 2005

Blurping

The act of making up awesome words.

When we made up the word blurping, we were actually blurping but we didn't know it.

by blurpin genius December 28, 2010

Blurring bricks

Blurring bricks occurs when two people decide to perform anal sex, due to the other hole being closed for construction, and the receiver doesn't properly clean their anal cavity. The giver then smears the poop along their butt cheeks, hence "blurring their bricks."

Angela and Cole were getting hot and heavy but one of them wasn't mentally prepared to have vaginal intercourse yet so Cole ended up blurring bricks.

by Gweny911 December 1, 2018

blurring

To censor someone from saying things that're inappropriate

"Stop blurring out muh bludklart words, you fuckin donut!"

by Inferno Thor October 4, 2019

Sub-Bluffing

When two classmates temporarily switch names to fool a substitute teacher.

John: Why the hell did Nick just answer when the sub called on Matt?
Bob: They're sub-bluffing.

by youjustlostthegame......bobby November 21, 2010

jigger bluffing

when you say something, but someone thinks you said something else. it’s basically word cat fishing.

Sam just said “my dogs toe was in her mouth” but i think it was just jigger bluffing.

by the cache me outside crew October 13, 2018

Burfing

Bus surfing; riding a bus standing up, without using your hands to hold on or steady yourself. Best enjoyed on an empty section of the bus. Competitive burfing must consist of at least two rounds, so that players can switch places each round for an equal advantage throughout the game.

Her ankles felt like jelly from burfing the West Seattle Bridge on the way home.

by Random Dent February 8, 2008