Blueberry cocktail

The semen unloaded on a person after they have given the male "blue balls". Usually occurs several days after the "blue ball" incident, which allows the semen to simmer and become more of a yellow colored substance.

Man, my girl blue balled me the other day because she was on the rag, but then I unloaded my blueberry cocktail all over her face the next week.

by picklepatty November 13, 2011

Blueberry Kisses

Having Oral Sex...and normally, while high.

Leah: Hey Jordan, wanna have sex tonight?!

Jordan: Yeah. Blueberry Kisses though...I wanna get high too.

Leah: k.

by xxloverntafighterdiilylahxx November 9, 2010

Pop your blueberries

When a male loses his virginity. It is the male equivalent of "having your cherry popped." The term "blueberries" is used to refer to testicles, being "blue" from never previously having sex.

Example 1: "When are you finally going to pop your blueberries, bro?"

Example 2:

Person 1: "How old were you when you popped your blueberries?

Person 2: "I was 16."

by nAnDy013 March 21, 2013

Blueberry Ale

A prime deviation of what beer was intended to be. Only women should feel comfortable ordering any beer/berry combination.

It is a known fact that drinking blueberry ale makes you want to suck cock.

by Definerofgayness October 20, 2020

blubbery

A that person jiggles with every waking step, revealing their oversized bodies; looks like whale fat.

Holy sh*t! that kid is so blubbery, I can feel the ground shaking.

by ETON SOUPE January 25, 2015

blurker

A blog lurker. Someone who reads a lot of blogs but never posts any comments.

I stopped posting to my LJ because all my readers were blurkers.

by Webster114 December 9, 2008

yellow blueberry muffin

When real niggas become fake niggas and niggas won't stop being niggas ya know nigga

Yo, you a straight yellow blueberry muffin.

by Danger Dolan January 3, 2017