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Big Blunkett

Combination of "David Blunkett" and "Big Brother" (from Orwell's 1984, not the trashy TV show!), to illustrate the fact that Blunkett wants us all tagged, DNA profiled, ID'd and watched by surveillance cameras at all times, because of the bogeymen of "illegal immigration", "terrorism", and "benefit fraud".
"Big Blunkett's not satisfied that the UK already has 10% of the world's surveillance cameras, so he's set a 5 year plan and another target to top this"
by Stoatman August 21, 2004
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blunette

A girl with blue hair. Usually a really cool, hip chick.
by Tabitha Elkins June 3, 2006
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Blunkettisation

From "Blunkett".
- "Blunkettised"

1) The mental state invoked that a native (probably white) UK citizen ends up in when they are faced with the fear of opening their mouths to express their opinion of the apalling state of unlimited immigration & asylum in the UK.
Terriefied that some jumped-up little queen will start screaming NAZI at them for holding their opinion.
The irony being that the UK has had untill recently the priviledge of free speech... (lol).

2) When a neighbourhood or town is overwhelmed with immigrants and asylum seekers who stand around all day with nothing to do; dressed in leather jackets, chino's & bling; talking jibberish into the latest mobile phones.
1) So I'm a racist Nazi now because I object to the council buying land behind my cottage where they are going to build a camp to house hundreds of immigrants & asylum seekers for years while their declined applications are permanently lost in Gov't Bureaucracy
Shh! Can't say anything to offend!!!
I've been BLUNKETTISED.

2) Shit, the whole neighbourhood's full of asylum seekers these days - the place has been effectively BLUNKETTISED.
by shocked and off the fence February 13, 2005
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blunkett

the act of ejaculating in another's eyes so that they are unable to see
i gave her such a blunkett last night she mistook her tampon for a ciggy
by James Cartwheel June 29, 2008
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blondetourage

(you have this defined already, just not spelled correctly) When describing a female and using the word "blonde" as a noun or adjective, the correct use would be the feminine form of the word (blonde...not blond). Without the "e", it is describing a male. So, when defining the word BLONDETOURAGE as pertaining to women, it must not be spelled in the masculine form, Blondtourage.

The definition you have on the site is fine: "A posse of attention-grabbing blonde socialites or starlets who travel in packs."

But this one is better:

An entourage of attention-grabbing blondes who travel in packs while celebrating the blonde lifestyle and looking GORGEOUS doing it.
Hugh Hefner and his gorgeous blondetourage will be at our party! The Girl's Next Door, Holly, Bridget, and Kendra and total BLONDETOURAGE hotties!
by Blondetourage December 9, 2008
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Blunkett

"Blunkett" (or "blunketts") is an alternative slang word for the poker term "blind" (or "blinds"). This relatively new term is being used more and more, primarily in informal poker tournaments held in pub and casino poker rooms throughout the UK, and is one of the fastest spreading terms doing the rounds at the moment. The phrase is rumoured to have originated in one of the local poker halls in Swindon but has spread as far afield as Bristol Casino and Reading.
If you are left of the button then you are the "Small Blunkett" and the person to the left of him/her is the "Big Blunkett"
by Daryl Vino Rhino May 25, 2009
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blunderkonked

saying something regretfully to someone whilst being under the influence of alcohol
man i totally blunderkonked last night, i might get dumped
by sabre apocolyptic April 28, 2011
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