Blumpshiba

Verb - The act of making a "bloop" sound while jumping over a Toshiba computer.

Noun - Someone who has the inability to do such an awesome thing

Michelle is such a blumpshiba.

by TheNonBlumpshiba October 6, 2012

blumpster

variation of a blumpkin with a very important distinction. sexual act during which a man shits while anally penetrating his lover. the distinction here is that a blumpkin must be on a toilet, whereas a blumpster can occur in any location.

a real pro can execute a pretty logical chain of events between a blumpster, a hot carl, and a blumpkin.

"Dave ate some bad Indian food last night and shit himself while ramming Kate's pooper. It was an accidental blumpster, alright!"

by Slutty Skank October 13, 2005

Blumpster

giving a blumpkin to a bum in a dumpster

Man it sucks being homeless but i forgot all about that when that bitch gave me a Blumpster last night

by EndLeSsRaGE March 31, 2011

Blumpskert

The act of one person giving a blowjob to another person in a car.

“Hey Isaac, Maddy gave me the best blumpskert ever on our way to her parent’s house.”

by Mike Oxlong 32693 December 30, 2019

Blumpshield

Performing a blumpkin on someone's windshield, typically someone who parked like an asshole

Bro, me and that they\them hit a massive blumpshield on my neighbor's white Subaru last night.

by uglydolphin September 4, 2024