Blue Balls 

the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.

Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.

note to all women,

NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...

Blue Balls by Sexy Otter January 12, 2004

blue balls 

when polly wont finish off your cracker

blue balls by charlie watmough March 12, 2003

blue balls 

When a woman teases your cock to the point of no return then backs off..

As i was leaving the state, my gf decided to give me a half blowjob before i got on the plane..

3 fkn hours of excruciating blue balls pain and no way of releif.

blue balls by flat6 May 28, 2006

blue balls 

A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and sore. It is my mission to relieve this unpleasant phenomenon.

His girlfriend had left him with blue balls, so I took pity on him and sucked him off until he came in my mouth. We both felt better after that.

blue balls by jezebel July 21, 2005

Blue Balls 

When you get close to busting a nut but can't completely bust, then its an unbearable pain an your balls turn blue like there sad they couldnt bust.

My friend sucked my pickle but her parents came home so we had to stop and i had to sneak out because she snook me in her house, i was so close to busting, but never got to, i had the worse case of blue balls.

Blue Balls by Drippy Jess November 24, 2019

blue balls 

Something a guy will tell a girl to get her to sleep with him. (She usually laughs and thinks it's funny. It works better than getting angry.)

guy1-"I have blue balls..." teenage girl2-"awwww.. pooor baby... why don't you drop your pants down and let me suck you off!"

girl2-"My ex-boyfriend used to have blue balls all the time..." current boyfriend- slaps his face... gets angry because he hasn't had any in a few weeks.

girl2-"what's wrong baby?"

blue balls by yogiepopo February 2, 2014

blue balls 

When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job

That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!

blue balls by bakerd812 November 21, 2004