bluedouche

any person wearing a handsfree telephone on their ear.

Hey, check out that bluedouche pretending his call is totally important or something.

by Jay Smith June 11, 2006

bludgerigar

A person who sits around all day chirpin’ and doin’ not much else.

Check out old mate, hasn’t done nothin’ all day. What a flamin’ bludgerigar.

by Lady Boladi November 11, 2020

bludgeon

beat, pummel, usually with a large hard object.

Then this kid tried to steal my decks; so I bludgeoned him to death with one of my Tech 1200's.

by Sinepunk Macgyver June 30, 2003

Bludwin

From the slang "blud" but longer

Bludwin thinks he can pay the bills!

by Batkingg July 12, 2023

Blugold

The Blugold is the esteemed mascot of UW-Eau Claire. While nobody there knows exactly what it is, it represents the symbol of excellence and is sometimes seen in the form of a man dressed as a blue and gold bird, giving out high fives at the bottom of the large hill in the middle of campus.

Student from another college: "Hey, what's a Blugold?"
Student from Eau Claire: "I don't know, but its clearly awesome"
Student from another college: "Oh."

by alumni blugold January 7, 2012

Bloody Bludgeon

The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.

"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."

by DirtySan December 7, 2009

bludfahrt

1. a case of diareah so explosive that your anus bleeds
2. an awesome, yet-to-be death metal band
3. when having anal intercourse the female lets go a most potent expulsion of gas and bodily fluids

1. DUDE i had a monster bludfahrt last nite; my anus is still sore and i wont be able to deficate for the next three weeks

2. hey man i saw Bludfahrt in concert last nite and they straight up rocked; the drummer had himself a bludfahrt on his floor tom

3. BRAh! my chick had a bludfahrt last nite all over me; im still trying to clean off the smell, i took a chemical-garlic bath

by Steven Pachowski January 6, 2008