blubbernauts

you'll see them in pretty coyote. theyll be waddling accross the stage, strutting their fat fucking jiggly arses. fucking rank, but a good fuck if you close your eyes and say a prayer. freaky fat cunts.

john: i got my heart broken by one of those blubbernauts
mandy: god your down bad. did she work at coyote? jiggly freak

by selfhateclub October 25, 2022

blubberlaugh

Where you want to blubber (weep like a baby) but you catch yourself and try to laugh it off.

True Story: I watched my child's 8th grade graduation video 20 times and every time I blubberlaugh hoping no one saw me.

by Smithfucius May 16, 2016

blubbernuggets

boobs

she’s got massive blubbernuggets

by dazzler April 29, 2022

blubbergasted

The feeling of horrified astonishment when you watch “600lbs life” or seeing a colossal (500lbs/226kg) fatty in a bikini or leotard

I was watching my 600lbs life yesterday and I was blubbergasted when the scale didn’t break!

by Porkalmighty June 25, 2024

Bubbernaught

A punter oozing noxious bile from their pits. Hair looks like they’ve covered their head in PVA and head butted the carpet repeatedly. Recognisable from their pungent stench that follows them and gasses every room.

Oh no! it’s the bubbernaughts!

by st teresa July 5, 2025