Blowed Dick

means to be so high and/or blowed that when youre around your hot lover you can get a boner, but theres no stimulation so...pretty much your dick is lazy, its a boner but just is half-assed.

"haha, look at your dick, its a half boner"
"no, im so blowed man, i got blowed dick"

by BrookLynn & Brandon.Stonerkids October 12, 2009

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blowed off

Fucked up. An object, person, or situation can be blowed off.

"I got blowed off last night"
"My blowed off computer won't work"
"You fucked my girl? That's blowed off"

by ARay January 27, 2008

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The sweet act of dipping your dick and balls into brown sugar, powdered sugar, maple syrup, and sometimes even melted chocolate; so that the person giving you a blowjob will find it even more tasty and delicious. Only done on special occasions though. (Warning), high possibilities she ain’t gotta sweet tooth, so if you decide to dip your balls into maple syrup and she ain’t willing to suck it off, then you’re fucking screwed...good luck getting that out by yourself.

Sandra: I sugar blowed Ricky so good last night, but I made sure I didn’t suck off all the syrup, so now he’s still trying to get it all off. **Laughs evilly, but in a hot way**

by 🥀breezy🥀 February 12, 2022

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Jennifer Blowpez

Referring to Jennifer Lopez in a negative way because of the amount of or certain artistic output (movies, music, etc.) that simply flat out blows monkey schnuts. Also, can refer to how a film starring Jennifer Lopez or one of her songs makes you wanna blow your fucking brains out.

Hey, bro, did you see that heinous Jennifer Blowpez movie "The Boy Next Door"? It was so horrific that it made me retch violently and I wanted to shoot myself for watching it.

by MassiveMeat March 26, 2020

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