Blowgie 

The act of performing fellatio on two penises at the same time.

When someone gets mucked (mouth fucked), by two people at the same time.

John and I got lucky when Suzie Blowgied us.

Blowgie by Will, Vocaling February 17, 2006

Blowgie 

Getting fellatio while defecating in the toilet and eating a hoagie, preferably an Italian hoagie.

I am proposing to my girlfriend tonight due to the fantastic blowgie she rewarded me with last night.

Blowgie by Killer Sqwhale September 26, 2010

Hot Wing Blowgie 

An act where a woman gives a man a blowjob with hot sauce in her mouth.

" She's into everything, she gave me a hot wing blowgie last night.

Hot Wing Blowgie by WhiteBoyFame22 September 2, 2017

Instant Blowie 

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

Instant Blowie by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

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blowger 

The remnants of the line of cocaine you just snorted that didn't quite make it past your nose hair. Clumps of coke all in your nose.

"Dude you were just snorting some yay, eh?"

"How can you tell?"

"From that huge blowger hanging out your nose"

"Right"

blowger by Krugar October 6, 2008

bloagie 

To get a blow job at the same time you are eating a hoagie.

I went to Wawa and got a bloagie. I'm full, she's full.

bloagie by P.S. and Gang! You Rock! November 13, 2007