Bohemian Blowdryer

The Bohemian Blowdryer is when a person gives a male head while blowing air ito the penis causing it to enlarge and possibly explode. Extreme causion should be taken. This entire process causes excruciating pain and death may occur. Have fun

"Hey dude, I heard Matt's cock exploded."
" Yeah. Shelly gave him a Bohemian Blowdryer."

by FecalNuggets May 02, 2010

blowdryer blues

A state of sexual frustration so intense that one is forced to turn to household objects for relief.

Jared: Jordan hasn't emerged from the bathroom since his girlfriend broke up with him.
Jeremy: He's got a wicked case of the blowdryer blues.

by zemblanity December 08, 2011

Wisconsin Blowdryer

A Wisconsin Blowdryer consist of a man cumming on a woman's face then proceed to fart on to face until dry

Hey Sam and Cole, Ian just got a blumpkin and a Wisconsin blowdryer

by Furskinmcgee December 06, 2024

Apache Blowdryer

When a girl with long hair to her butt farts, making the hair blow in the warm fart air.

I was looking at that girls but and saw the hair near her butthole blow back. I knew right away it was an Apache Blowdryer

by Sharshall December 09, 2024

blowdryer bitch

The type of bitch that will literally suck your dick dry and swallow your kids.

Yo Chad heard you got that sloppy toppy from Tina last night. Yeah man she was a blowdryer bitch.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022