Blondability is the annoying advantage blonde males seem to have over brunette and especially ginger males when it comes to attracting the opposite sex.
Fuck that, Mark's already pulled that bird. I guess it doesn't matter anyway; he has the blondability
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When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.
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"Yeah bro, that guy knocked the other dude out with one blowjab to the face"
"Yeah bro, that guy knocked the other dude out with one blowjab to the face"
by Lolitsandy April 23, 2010
Get the blowjab mug.When one farts into their hand as if performing a cup of cheese, but rather than opening the hand over someone's face, one presses their lips to there thumb and index finger of the fist and blows the fart in a targeted direction.
My girlfriend thought I was gonna give her the cup of cheese, but I faked her out and hit her with a dutch blowdart
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