Bloogle

A blowjob given whilst the recipient is using Google for thoughtful research.

It is considered by some experts to be the greatest example of the Pavlovian reward cycle.

Gentleman 1: Dude, did you know that you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings anymore?

Gentleman 2: You're kidding! How do you know that?

Gentleman 1: It's true! I found out while my girlfriend was Bloogling me last night. Birds eat the rice and their stomach freaking explodes!

Gentleman 2: Hell yeah! Bloogles are the best

by Dr. Milo Hutchinson October 6, 2008

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bloggle

1. To be overwhelmed by requests to visit and comment upon your many friends blogs.
2. To feel stupefied by consistently reading blogs. Or: To lose touch with reality through over induging in factoids, conspiracy theories and the generally uninformed opinion of blogs.

EG1: I felt bloggled after returning from my ten-year reunion...everyone I saw, told me of their new blog and asked me to not only visit their blogs, but everyone was expecting me to leave them a comment- I felt absolutely bloggled.
EG2: After a day's surfing sites on the illuminati, area 51, skull and bones, Yale and how George Bush really became our president, I felt totally bloggled- I had to go out for air, or read a proper newspaper.

by Vergelimbo April 16, 2006

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blorgenstein

an exclamation used in a time of distress and annoyance

My calculater broke....BLORGENSTEIN!!!

by mxb418 December 13, 2008

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Blorge

Noun - 1. the mass of flesh that hangs over a person's waist band; 2. when a person accumulates enough fat around the gut that it bulges around the waist.

Look at the blorge on that muffin top.

or

That girl should not be wearing those jeans, it shows off too much blorge.

by 'Munky December 8, 2009

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