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Blops

The action of taking a silent but violent shit, where thine ass maketh no noise, but thine shit hitting the toilet water doth.

In other words you may not realize it until it's in the crapper, but it's just the same thing: just another stinking pile of shit.
Hey Joey, I just unleased a giant load of blops on my old thunder mug.
by BlopsIsBadMkay April 3, 2011
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Blopping

Hey bro, I was blopping earlier today when this totally hot chick friended my XBox Live account and our COD avatars totally made out right in the middle of battle. Then I jerked it to some anime porn.
by BloppingBro December 8, 2010
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blop

I ... in the forest , come upon... her BLOP ... in fantasy dream.
by Bsurdist! The Monsignore Jones January 13, 2016
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Blop

Verb- The consumption of alcohol.
Every weekend high school students blop and make crucial moves.
by Move maker January 9, 2006
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Blop

by Blopisaverb November 19, 2010
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Blop

To have sexual relations with, or to ejaculate on someone.
"Damn look at that chick across the class, I would totally blop her." "Yeah I blopped on my girl last night."
by Zxlla December 2, 2014
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blops

shortened version of "black ops," an installment in the Call of Duty series of video games.
Sebastian: yo wanna play some ball?

Ronnie: stfu dude i'm playing blops

Sebastian: wtf is blops...
by Polizzi April 7, 2011
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