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bloomer biscuit

Man check out that woman there. Yeah I would like to butter her bloomer biscuit. Wouldn't you?
by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009
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bloofer

a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'
"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)
by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009
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Blooze

Post-booze blues.

The depression that hits the day after a heavy night drinking.
I'm not hungover, I just have the blooze.
by S. FROST July 12, 2018
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bloomer fan

the hardcore can-can pantyfan. They like to show off the extent of their fanness, and exist to be seen by who they fan after and also other fans. They are often showy, decorative, and ubiquitous.
"I'm such a bloomer fan for Imogen Heap that I made this sparkly t-shirt with her face on it and am going to wear it while chained to her mailbox so all the press comes to cover my hunger strike and in so doing promote Immi because I am her number one fan!" said the bloomer fan.
by JoyTKP September 28, 2006
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Bloomer Bloney

The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.
Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.
by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020
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Pookie blooper

When a woman farts and the fart bubble rolls forward up and out of here vagina.
Dont tell John but I just farted and it totally turned into a Pookie blooper.
by Tig Nuts January 5, 2020
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Bloomer

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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