Blonde All Over The Place

When a girl with long blonde hair rubs it all over a naked guy's body.

It was Blonde All Over The Place when Chad went to bed with Kiersten last night!

by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

roadside blonde

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics

So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde

by Tonythetiler May 27, 2017

venetian blonde

Too red to be a real blonde. Too blonde to be red-haired. Almost auburn but blonder. Almost golden, but redder.

They loved her distinctive hair shade, Venetian blonde, midway between blonde and auburn.

by fashion-pansy November 2, 2013

is u blonde or is u blind

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see

Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?

by darkestdarci April 30, 2023

blonde fart

The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.

My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

by MoonPie24 April 24, 2017

is u blond or is u blind

basically a way to ask if someone is dumb or just has really bad eyesight

(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)

This guy headbutted me in the store and I asked 'is u blond or is u blind'

by darkestdarci March 21, 2023

Bleach Blonde Amber

A typical no brained slutty blonde with no moral values. She lives off of her parents, they raise her daughter. She is easy, loose and has long nasty wizard sleeves. Don't let the cleavage fool y'all, those big things hang and have sausage nips. Eeeeewww!

That dumb snatch is a bleach blonde amber!

by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016