Stunkle blonker

A person who accidentally eats the pubes off another when pleasuring each other

My girl was a Stunkle Blonker last night and felt like getting your monkey shaved.

by Hairy gurkin November 12, 2017

blonker

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, I got a blonker yesterday.

by Greg September 10, 2003

Blonker

A guy or girl shits in their hand and gives a handjob.

Ayo laquesha, gimme a blonker real quick.

by Ben and Louie August 5, 2011

blokkert

meens not thinking before speeking/akting or just beeing an asshole or idiot

Are u blokkert or what?

norwegian:
Faen, er du blokkert eller?

by ATS_M:_Norway October 22, 2008

Blonket

1) A blanket where you can't find the longer side at night.

2) A blanket that shapes shifts at night to a uneven polygon where you can't be comfortable in it.

At night I can never find the long side of my blonket

by Dam street June 23, 2020

blankertain

A blanket used as a curtain

My curtains don't block the bright sun so I'll use a blankertain instead.

by Kovid69 July 5, 2023

bonkertwt

Bonkertwt is a side of parody twitter which periodically is panicky or puerile and persons names start with adjectives that has the same letter as their name. For example: Liberal Liam

Eden:" Man, I wish there were more Tally Hall fans in Bonkertwt."
Noah:" Sure."

by Imbonkers October 30, 2023