Bobbed

Robbed, rummaged or taken advantage of due to your own naivety . Typically only happens to males.

Can’t believe I was bobbed last night.

by Malhmfc October 15, 2018

blobbersnif

a flying piece of burning dog crap

I threw a blobbersnif at a teacher in my school.

by kevin and adam March 16, 2007

Bobbed

Strategically placing a Bobbed macro on a facebook page. Bob is our BYP, and being Bobbed means you are in an elite society where worshipers of the BYP congregate.

To go Bobbing means you chase him around till you catch him. And Bob.

You got Bobbed!
☻/ This is Bob, copy & paste him on
/▌ every comment you see so he can
/ \ take over Facebook.
__̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡.__ This is Bob's house

by KrabbyAbby March 9, 2010

Baghdad Bobbed

When war propaganda becomes so out of touch with reality it turns comedic and achieves the opposite of the desired effect. It is said such propaganda is "Baghdad Bobbed" exactly at the moment when this threshold is crossed. As a side effect such propaganda is short-lived. The original reference of Baghdad Bob was the Iraqi information minister who insisted the US army would be defeated in Baghdad, shortly after which they overran it.

"These arrested Azov militants are not nazis, the Hitler tattoo on their back is merely there to scare the Russians."
"But the russians only discovered it after capturing them, do they fight bare-chested?"
"..."
"Sorry mate, it looks like your propaganda was Baghdad Bobbed."

by ThePocketeer May 21, 2022

Stilton Blobber

The Stilton Blobber, or to be accurate giving your sexual partner a Stilton Blobber, is the calculated act of not washing your penis, bell end, foreskin, and more importantly underneath your foreskin (and making other effforts such as sweating lots and eating lots of smelly foods, masturbating regularly, and anything else that would ensure maximum poor hygiene) for at least one month. Before engaging in delivering a Mushroom Cordial.

"Naomi, what's wrong with your face?..........it looks like you have been poisoned...............well it's a horrible story, last night I was with Luke, he said he had a nice surprise for me. We started to get horny with each other, he asked me to go down on him, his bell end seemed to be more bulging more than usual, I said to him, "You better not be tricking me with another Mushroom Cordial!"..........he told me he wasn't and I believed him. However he was lying again, not only had he saved me an MC, the filthy bastard hadn't washed for a bloody month, his cock was fucking stinking, it had a blue toxic filthy sludge paste about 2mm thick all over his bell end, it congealed with the MC fluid and burnt my mouth and throat like acid, it was so sore and it made me violently sick for hours, now I have this rash. I'm not speaking to him just now"............................................................."Naomi dude!.....you got Stilton Blobbered................your disgusting!"

by Blobber Cod January 10, 2012

Bobbed

Being brought up to a northern maine camp or shanty by a senior citizen who makes you his sex slave and or to be sodomized by his 12 inch black dildo

Bill- "I just got back from my fishing trip"
Me- "Good. How was it?"
Bill- "We didn't catch too much but at least I only got bobbed once"

by BOBbED August 15, 2011

Bobbed-it

The act of taking an object and swinnging at another object that is comming at you like your golfing.

A ball was rolling by a guy and he grabbed a stick and took a golf swing and Bobbed-it like a total dumbass.

by Roadhabib123 February 29, 2020