A word for drunk. Bixed applies to when you're so drunk you don't remember the name of the girl/guy you may or may not have kissed at the party last night which itself may or may not have happened. Derived from the popular breakfast cereal "Weetabix" which (much like alcohol) shouldn't be consumed in large quantities.
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That family is blended b/c they both had kids before they were married, they are also mixed b/c the kids are interracial... essentially they are blexed.
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When her son, Tyrone, asked her to help him with his home-work, Shaniqua replied ,"Sorry son but after a long hard day's work at the fried chicken factory, I'm too blaxed."
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(pron. blooxed (the oo pronounced like 'crooks')
The feeling of being lit, smashed, owned, or shaken to the core. This can be both a positive or negative thing.
Blux is also a verb, something you do - so you can blux someone else, while also being bluxed yourself.
Common interpretations of the original include blukkake'd, blukaku, bluxstaposed
Believed to have originated from the Hyde Park Crescent area of Leeds, UK. Historians have dated this back to 2010.
(pron. blooxed (the oo pronounced like 'crooks')
The feeling of being lit, smashed, owned, or shaken to the core. This can be both a positive or negative thing.
Blux is also a verb, something you do - so you can blux someone else, while also being bluxed yourself.
Common interpretations of the original include blukkake'd, blukaku, bluxstaposed
Believed to have originated from the Hyde Park Crescent area of Leeds, UK. Historians have dated this back to 2010.
'After the 5th drink i was so bluxed i pee'd the bed'
'I got bluxed at FIFA bro, 10-0.'
'How was that exam Bretty? I heard it was hard?
-Yeah, it bluxed me.'
'I got bluxed at FIFA bro, 10-0.'
'How was that exam Bretty? I heard it was hard?
-Yeah, it bluxed me.'
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