blitzcrack

When someone packs crack cocaine in a charger & blindly shoves the charger up their asshole, using their asscrack as a guide, because they just saw DEA officers heading in their direction. Derived from blitzkrieg.

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière

In a blitzcrack, bobby slid the charger full of crack through his asscrack & up his asshole

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021

BlitzCraigD

To be beaten by Craig without prior awareness of his talents.

By the time James realized he had been BlitzCraigD, the damage had been done.

by LT BooGore July 22, 2019

BitCrap'd

When a Indian scammer or Ransomware forces you to pay them with Bitcoin but you're unable to because the servers have been shut down.

Dude, I Just Got BitCrap'd And Now I Have To Buy A New PC.

by Not Edd/Spongey Things/eddsfan January 18, 2019

Blitzcrew

Blitzcrew is a family and if your bck your dick riding that mean your a cheerleader on the sideline

There go blitzcrew have some respect

by Bzlw May 13, 2022

Blitzkrap

Noun, Turds that enter the toilet with overwhelming force, somtimes used figuratively

You wouldn't believe the blitzkrap I saw shopping at Walmart the other day!

by Ernest Peabody September 8, 2008

Blitzcrank

League's most Badass Champion!
He just grabbs your nice Booty and rapes you after.
Have fun!

Fist me daddy Blitzcrank!

by SwipeeZ February 23, 2018

blitzcreak

To expell rectal fumes on another person anywhere between 6 to 12 inches from your anal cavitie with the intent to cause harm to the sences of the attacked party member.

Niko cant breath, becuase he was just blitzcreak by tony

by Martha stewart room June 6, 2009