A blistoris is the formation of a blister over another blister, similar to the clitoris in appearance. However it causes severe pain when stimulated (unlike a clitoris) and can form anywhere over the human body.
Roxxy- how was it with Jimbo last night??
Crystal- not good, he kept fingering my blistoris by mistake..
Roxxy- I dunno, he's always been a sadist.
Crystal- not good, he kept fingering my blistoris by mistake..
Roxxy- I dunno, he's always been a sadist.
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Jeremiah asked his gramma for another bowl after he finished all the mudiga steaks and his third bowl of bista zugu.
Tino asked Emma for another bowl of zugu because Nikko jumped on Tino's lap and ate all of his.
"Sal, wipe the zugu off your jaw!" Emma told Sal after he spilt his zugu but was able to catch most of it on his jaw.
Tino asked Emma for another bowl of zugu because Nikko jumped on Tino's lap and ate all of his.
"Sal, wipe the zugu off your jaw!" Emma told Sal after he spilt his zugu but was able to catch most of it on his jaw.
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by Blastard April 21, 2019
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Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!
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