Cringe blindness

Cringe blindness occurs when someone is unaware of either the cringey behavior around them or their own cringey behavior. Cringe blindness leads to a lack of any self-awareness or ability to notice social cues. Finally, an individual suffering from cringe blindness will be unaware of their suffering or the suffering of those around them.

Vincent was dancing around the graduation with a towel on his head and kept groping men's shoulders when taking group photos. It was clear to those around that he was suffering from cringe blindness.

by 1014Tyme May 3, 2021

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Blin

1) Russian for pancake
2) The family friendly version of the word blyat

1) Mama made extra blin for breakfast today, Boris very happy.
2)"Oh cyka bl-"
*Boris realised he is at family table with children*
"Blin!"

by Dejected Angel May 22, 2016

Clockweight Blindfold

When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.

"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".

by Woms1 April 20, 2023

Need-blind

When you need something so bad, that you can't see it even if it's in front of your face.

I looked at the key holder ten times, but I was so need-blind I couldn't find my keys.

by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman June 23, 2018

Blin

Slavic delicacy - often made by babushka

"AY BLIN, BABUSHKA MADE BLIN FOR SUPPER" Boris said while rushing B

by Boris Likes Mayonez November 12, 2016

Red eye blind

Red eye blind is military slang for killed by a forehead penetration wound.

The sniper told his team that the terrorist was red eye blind, KIA.

by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016