A sarcastic term used to ridicule those who don't know shit about cars. Similarly 710 cap and Muffler Bearings are used in this way.
"You need some blinker fluid for that?" Asked Tom.
Darryl, who knew nothing about cars and was knee deep in his truck trying to fix a broken radiator, replied "I don't know, I might."
Darryl, who knew nothing about cars and was knee deep in his truck trying to fix a broken radiator, replied "I don't know, I might."
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1. Use to tell somebody they must shut up.
2. Use to notify somebody that the joke the have just told is not funny.
How to use blinky eyes.
1. Stare at the victim.
2. Have a straight face.
3. Do not say anything.
4. Blink once every three-quarters of a second.
1. Use to tell somebody they must shut up.
2. Use to notify somebody that the joke the have just told is not funny.
How to use blinky eyes.
1. Stare at the victim.
2. Have a straight face.
3. Do not say anything.
4. Blink once every three-quarters of a second.
Bob: Heaiii guys i haz joek! :)
James: What...?
Bob: Right so I went into this hotel right and then............... and then I said "thats not a watermelon, thats my wife!"
*James proceeds to use blinky-eyes*
Isabellina: So he was like Omg!, and I was like "Yeh whuteva!" and he was like "No wayyyy!" and I was like "THATS WHAT I SAID!! :O" and then he was liek "oh, like, my god :O" , then i was li---
*Todd using blinky eyes*
James: What...?
Bob: Right so I went into this hotel right and then............... and then I said "thats not a watermelon, thats my wife!"
*James proceeds to use blinky-eyes*
Isabellina: So he was like Omg!, and I was like "Yeh whuteva!" and he was like "No wayyyy!" and I was like "THATS WHAT I SAID!! :O" and then he was liek "oh, like, my god :O" , then i was li---
*Todd using blinky eyes*
by 22MidnA22 August 29, 2009
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The word is used as a self-identification term by male and female bottoms to let others know they're available for analingus and receptive anal intercourse. The blind eye is used by the gay and straight communities alike to refer to the anus, and saying it's candy means their anus is sweet and meant to be licked, sucked, and creampied.
Roger: Come on over here Big Boy and get a taste of my sweetness.
Steve: Well how sweet are ya?
Roger: I'm blindeyecandy.
Steve: Daaaaaaamn... You know I have a sweet tooth and I'm just the man to glaze your doughnut!
Steve: Well how sweet are ya?
Roger: I'm blindeyecandy.
Steve: Daaaaaaamn... You know I have a sweet tooth and I'm just the man to glaze your doughnut!
by The Real Boy George June 16, 2016
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Get the Blinker City mug.The "blinky-hug effect" is a curious phenomenon that occurs late at night, wherein the afflicted will feel the distinct impression that his or her eyes are receiving tiny, warm hugs each time he or she blinks. The effect is extended into a kind of loving embrace when the eyes are closed for longer periods, and can be difficult to recover from.
It should also be noted that those wearing contact lenses will feel the blinky-hug effect sooner and more dramatically than their un-lensed peers.
It should also be noted that those wearing contact lenses will feel the blinky-hug effect sooner and more dramatically than their un-lensed peers.
Jill: So what are you doing tonight?
Jack: Man, I'm already getting blinky-hugs. I think I'll just hit the sheets.
Jack: Man, I'm already getting blinky-hugs. I think I'll just hit the sheets.
by Wiffle Knight June 14, 2010
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Get the blinker beat mug.A childish term for a blanket, sometimes used between lovers in their baby talk but more often used in communication between a parent and a young child. Oftentimes, this term is used as a proper noun as though the blanket were a cognizant entity.
by kevinthenerd September 18, 2004
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