Blimp

Someone who lacks common knowledge, and basic conversational skills. Most of these individuals have superficial knowledge about a topic or subject, and may be worst off than people who know absolutely nothing. Viewed as being aloof and mentally absent. This is in comparison to an actual physical blimp.

He's such a fucking blimp!

That girls so dumb, what a blimp.

by Carmen565 December 22, 2013

Blimp

A blimp is a fat ass blunt

yo holmes come holla at me and we'll smoke that blimp

by Razz C December 17, 2005

blimped

describing a place or situation that is messy,trashed, or crazy

"That kitchen was blimped from last night's party!"
"That was a blimped ass fight!"

by crazigirl June 08, 2007

Blimp

a person that cuffs their pants weird and is very fat and ugly

BRO, Did you see that fat blimp with her boyfriend giving a hand job?!

by dr.renee69 May 05, 2021

blimp

a really,really,really fat chick.
Generaly whos tits sag to the floor and looks inflated.

I was trying to take the blimp out for a cruise but she wouldnt fit in the car.

by MISC. April 10, 2005

Blimped

Describes a person who gained weight since the last time you saw them.

Mike: Hey man Daniella's home! Have you seen her?

Jack: Yeah...she blimped!

by Robin Twist February 07, 2014

Blimp

When a guy's dick isn't hard nor soft. The in between stage of having a boner and being limp.

Guys will tug on their dicks in order to blimp them, causing them to look bigger. Usually right before a man has to urinate, his dick is naturally blimped.

"I'm blimpin' right now and my dick looks huge"; "I can't help that my buldge is showing, I got a blimp".

by Matador of Funk October 27, 2011