blattered

UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.

Oh no. Just remember what I was doing last night. Think I had my cock out at one point! Waving it in girls faces! F***, I must have been blattered.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

Paulie Bleekered

When you eat tic tacs right out of the container like Paulie Bleeker from the movie Juno.

"I just Paulie Bleekered too many minty tic tacs, but I dont wanna spit them out and waste them."

by Paisem April 26, 2009

Blistered

to be extremely intoxicated

Did you see Vanessa last night? She was Blistered, yo.

by southern_discomfort81 September 12, 2004

Bluttered

A Scottish word meaning severely drunk or pissed.

Jamie came hame fae the pub last night and he wis totally bluttered!

Wife: You're no goin oot again, last night ye were bluttered!

by prof_evil January 27, 2011

Blistered

the term "blistered" is used to describe a state of uber inebriation, often due to inhilation of marijuana smoke.

Dude, I was so blistered at that party last night, I couldn't feel my nipples.

by Jimmy Ruuu June 2, 2008

blastered

Completely wasted on liquor and good bud...

After we smoked that fat blunt of purp Ted drank all the Henny and was way blastered...

by Only The Chronic June 3, 2008

bloutered

Absolutly wasted
Out of your skull

The gangsta was bloutered last night and didn't even remember his thong snappin' while jiggin around with the otha wanabees

by The Man Himself? October 31, 2004