bleeding turds

This is military slang for someone with severe abdominal injuries from an explosion or machinegun.

Man, he was so blown to shit he was bleeding turds!

by I, Wreckerrr April 12, 2021

blendi

Old Albanian king; Pussy magnet; probably fucking ur girlfriend.

He’s Blendi ur gf bro I saw him.
Man he Blendi’s all the girls.

by Ballisleaf May 30, 2018

Bleeding

A mild word often used as an adjective to emphasise dislike or negativity in relation to something else, comparable to bloody

"We're having a terrible time with them bleeding rats" - Monty Python's Flying Circus, episode 21

by Xenophilius August 3, 2007

that thang bleedin p

when the drank/wok/sizzurp is of above average taste and quality. The term is mostly used to describe the drink when it is slushy.

Jake: “Yo is my cup muddy?”

Da’qui: “That thang bleedin p”

Jake : “ Wocky slush!”

by tubman December 4, 2020

bleeding heart

Feeling sorry for everything and everyone and giving in to emotions quickly.

'My heart bleeds for you.' I am a bleeding heart.

by Liz February 23, 2005

bleuize

Weird man/woman/thing inhabiting cyberspace. No physical description available.

For some reason always attracts a lot of attention despite indeterminate gender.

"I saw bleuize ingame today."

"So f****** what?"

by medievil March 20, 2004

My eyes are bleeding

When you see something you can never unsee, regardless of how much bleach and hallucinogenics you use to try to forget it.

I'm a parent who usually doesn't nose into my kid's business, but, one day, I opened up my son's laptop out of idle curiosity. His browser was open, and was currently on the Google Images page of "Zoophilia." It is three hours later, I have downed THREE BOTTLES OF SNAKE VENOM, and my eyes are bleeding.

by EatKimchi April 18, 2017