An intelligent, sexy, smart and trustworthy person. She will give up anything that is everything for a person she loved. A Blerta will try to make everything better when things are down. Blerta wouldn't mind if people loved her or hated her because if they hate her they can hate her but she will try to still love that one person. Blerta will never let someone give up. She has a heart full of gold. She can also be quite shy until she gets to know you then she is bright as a star. She finds the beauty in everything. She tends to be very cautious when it comes to guys and romantic relationships because all the men she have dated in the past or just the men that broke her heart but when she does love she gives them their full heart. She is a wonderful secret keeper and always a great shoulder to cry on. Treat her with as much respect as she treats you and she will never backstab you, walk all over her and treat her like crap and you're going to regret it cause she’ll forgive but never forget. If you are ever so lucky to meet a Blerta or have one in your life never let go of her she will be the best friend you can have and she will have your back through some crazy shit, you'll never have to fight any kind of battle alone cause she will always be there when you need her. Meet one and she will love you until the end of time that is if you don’t stomp all over her heart because you’ll regret the day you ever crossed a Blerta. They always keep their word.
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She is this sexy bombshell that is both confident and manipulative. Many guys like her but shes a closed book. A blerta has a good and evil side and she is lowkey the devil
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person 1: something is coming towards us!! it looks like a boulder.
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Pulling a Bert is riding a bicycle down a hill thru a stack of burning hay bales for charity.
When one slips off a roof while roofing and somehow manages to stop the fall by accidentally nailing one's hand to the roof you are Pulling a Bert.
Only one who is capable of Pulling a Bert would consider Walk UPSIDE DOWN along a suspended beam by repeated sequential lacing and unlacing of combat boots that are nailed along the underside of the beam.
A friend of mine pulled a Bert, he was in a hurry while building a house and nailed his foot to the floor while installing the hardwood floor.
In an effort to surprise a recently found friend one could Pull a Bert by hiding in the overhead bin of airplane and popping out to surprise passengers.
One way to Pull a Bert is to jump of out a second story window with nothing but an umbrella.
I'm going to pull a bert and hand people a beer from INSIDE the fridge.
Our contractor pulled a bert when he cut a hole in a 2nd story floor to install a spiral staircase, while standing in the center of the circle he was cutting.
When one slips off a roof while roofing and somehow manages to stop the fall by accidentally nailing one's hand to the roof you are Pulling a Bert.
Only one who is capable of Pulling a Bert would consider Walk UPSIDE DOWN along a suspended beam by repeated sequential lacing and unlacing of combat boots that are nailed along the underside of the beam.
A friend of mine pulled a Bert, he was in a hurry while building a house and nailed his foot to the floor while installing the hardwood floor.
In an effort to surprise a recently found friend one could Pull a Bert by hiding in the overhead bin of airplane and popping out to surprise passengers.
One way to Pull a Bert is to jump of out a second story window with nothing but an umbrella.
I'm going to pull a bert and hand people a beer from INSIDE the fridge.
Our contractor pulled a bert when he cut a hole in a 2nd story floor to install a spiral staircase, while standing in the center of the circle he was cutting.
by Thomas Aquarius February 9, 2010
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