Bernard Madoff

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).

The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2013

Bernard128

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by Mans_A_General July 26, 2009

King Bernard

to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.

"Oh my god I was fooling around with a guy in bed and he King Bernard me for a whole hour."

by Entorwellian September 16, 2009

Bernardita

Bernardita is a really nice and sweet girl. She cares for her loved ones and will kill for them. She is very brave and strong like a bear.

-Dude Bernardita is so nice!
-Ikr!

by lilah p. September 12, 2020

Bernard

A tall, dark, handsome guy that is strong and brave as a bear. He always makes you laugh, and have a nice personality. He’s pretty much a humbled guy. He’s nice, friendly, cool, unique and a smart person. But usually not too focus at having friends.

Bernard is handsome. The realest person you will know.

by PeaceMakerFlies July 14, 2019

Bernat

A guy with a pretty nice ass, sexy asf, and the nicest dude you’ll ever meet. The guy who is your friend but you wanna be more than just friends

Bernat makes me so horny

by Officialurbanndictionary February 9, 2019

Bernankified

Weighed down with a soul-crushing amount of federally-guaranteed student-loan debt.
The name is obviously derived from Fed Chief Ben Bernanke.

I met a cute chick, but she was so bernankified that I couldn't see a future, so I dropped her.

by BradPP October 27, 2012