Bleet

An older man who specifically targets younger individuals. Regardless of gender, Bleets are attracted to minors. Bleets will cry when found.

My name is Chris Hanson and today we are catching Bleets.

by DammDaniell October 24, 2023

bleet

Bluesky's equivalent of a tweet

why do toes taste so good.. send bleet. omg it got 200 likes immediately, it's a hit bleet

by Minven July 29, 2025

Bleet

A Fuck Boy who collects women under garments.

You know that guy George? He's a Bleet. Got caught keeping bra's in his closet.

by GGboys1999 August 24, 2025

bleet

a category of animals with wool like substances covering there body ie. sheep,ram,goat,alpaca,lama.ect

it seems your farm has a variety of bleets

by elintiya October 3, 2025

money beet

The most attractive people, vegetables, or things. Put them up front to generate sales.

First rule in roadside beet sales: the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, "wow, I need this beet right now." Those are the money beets.

by mozzy4 November 23, 2009

beet red

A moment when one's face turns red due to an uncomfortable, embarassing, or awkward situation.

This guy turned beet red at Walmart the other day. He tripped over his own shoelace and fell to the ground. Shortly after, his face resemble the color of lava.

by xDLafx December 2, 2009

beet

Commonly found in a certain business park in Scranton, PA (grown locally at one Schrute Farms), the beet is considered by many to be the mother of all vegetables. Not to be eaten raw by non-beet farmers. Fact- Bears eat beets.

Andy- (bites beet, spits out) You're supposed to cook these, aren't you?

Dwight- (laughs) Cornell. (eats beet)

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Jim- Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight- What is going on? What are you doing?

Jim (aside)- Last week, I saw these glasses on sale. $4. And it only cost $7 to create the rest of the ensemble, which adds up to... (uses calculator watch) $11.

Jim- (places bobblehead on desk)

Dwight (shouting) Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

Jim- (stands up) Michael! (walks into office)

Dwight- Oh, thats funny. (stands up) Michael! (walks into office)

(theme song plays)

by <3theoffice July 26, 2010