nipple bleeder

When your chest workout is so intense or heavy that your nipples bleed.

Person 1: Dude I benched so much today. My chest is ridiculously sore.
Person 2: Ah, you must've done a nipple bleeder today then,

by chestbruh June 18, 2016

Bleeder

embarrassing picture of someone

He really posted a bleeder of me

by trying to help with words idk November 27, 2019

World Bleeder

A crooked politician who lies using corporate discourse, and gets rich while you get banged in the arsehole...

That world bleeder is in the back pocket of the bankers...

by El Yogi September 1, 2023

Paulie Bleekered

When you eat tic tacs right out of the container like Paulie Bleeker from the movie Juno.

"I just Paulie Bleekered too many minty tic tacs, but I dont wanna spit them out and waste them."

by Paisem April 26, 2009

Bleeber

A little bitch made boy who can’t bench over 300 lbs. Typically a beta manlet with 14” pencil neck.

Hey man, you see Zach try to bench? He’s such a fuckin bleeber.

by DannyBoy69# February 17, 2023

insta-bleeder

when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.

Tiffany: "Ouch!..Dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now."
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"

by chicklet55 February 4, 2009

Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010