Blaziken

Me, Who's a Fox That Is Proudly Attracted To Dick

Hey, what's your sexuality?
Blaziken

by Blaziken The Gay Fox October 14, 2020

Blaziken Bush

A bush that's so massive that it covers the entire penis. References the Pokemon: Blaziken, who has a bush covering his junk.

"I am never going to see Jerry ever again"
"What? Why? I thought you had a good time?"
"We did, but then I unzipped his pants to have sexy time and all I saw was a Blaziken Bush"

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 14, 2023

Blaziken Bush

When a man's pubic hair is so unkempt that it completely engulfs the shaft.

This references the Pokémon "Blaziken", who famously always looks like he has a bush covering his dong.

I had a bad Grindr hookup last night. The motherfucker had a Blaziken Bush. I felt like I was flossing when I was going down on him.

by Tom Cruise Dawg May 15, 2024

faze blaziken

A weird white kid who sits funny and has no testicles. He masturbates daily to the faze clan symbol and dog porn.

Stop sitting like faze blaziken.

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

Faze Blaziken

A skinny white boy that pretends to be in the hood and is extremely anti-social and only cares about his sloths

Man faze blaziken is a big bitch

by Thomas B aka teen whit boy December 23, 2016

Faze blaziken

That one kid that thinks hes included in everything, tries so hard to dress to impress, uses way too much autotune which makes his songs sound like trash

Bro wtf are you wearing? Stop being Faze blaziken

by _NoChill June 12, 2017

faze blaziken

The best member in faze. He loves sloths and he hits bills like he hits on sloth girls on tinder.

Yo faze Blaziken just banged a sloth!

by Huerson June 26, 2016