blaps

to hit or slap someone round the face.

"i'm gonna blaps you up good"

by taxi August 20, 2003

Blapped

1)...to get completely wasted off a combination of drugs, such as acid, weed, and\or alcohol

2)...to be hit in the face by an object that causes spectators to laugh, and the person being blapped to feel very embarassed and stupid

1) Chang was so blapped last night, he killed someone. He's really going to regret dropping all that acid, then chugigng that whole bottle of vodka, what an idiot.

2) Hermes was so embarassed when Overton blapped him in the face with that squid, he started crying. What a fag.

by Blip Rogers June 11, 2008

Blap

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property

Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarssing for the blapper and blappie.
Tim got blapped by charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.

by Morga morga May 15, 2006

Blap

A liquified squirt of shit.

Man, after eating from that foodtruck I got mad bubbleguts and almost blapped my pants.

by SorryNoVanilla February 8, 2021

Blap

A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.

" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".

by SorryNoVanilla February 11, 2021

blaps

to smack someone in the face !!

blaps u on da head blad

by MrW January 31, 2005

Blap

To slap your cock against a woman's face.

Chan: I blap'd her!*BLAP*

by Tommy C July 21, 2005