Mr blalock

Weird creepy pervert teacher who eats little children

“Y’all children are looking thicc today!”~mr blalock

“HURRY! Hide your knee caps Mr blalock is going to eat your knee caps”

by Old saggy balls October 20, 2019

Blackblocked

The process of being impeded from your goal by a person of African-American Descent

"If im late to class one more time because i get blackblocked im gonna bust some heads!"

by Chrion December 27, 2011

bluelockism

A religious group centered around the best anime, bluelock. The main religious characters that consist in this are Bachira Meguru, Isagi Yoichi and the lord Itoshi rin.

I just converted to bluelockism, you should too!

by BLUELOCK CULTIST March 13, 2023

Blaylock

Spontaneous vacation or illness causing undo sorrow to one's co-workers, specifically the midnight shift.

I got screwed and gotta work New Year's cause Prez pulled a Blaylock.

by cursedtonoend December 24, 2009

Blackblocked

The act of being impeded in your routine travels by a person of African-American descent.

"I was walking up the stairs just trying to go to class and got fucking blackblocked!"

by JeffyBforizzle February 7, 2012

Brakejockeying

The game of trying to be the first at a 4-way stop sign to be stopped enough to have the right of way to go first.

With superior brakejockeying skills, Ralph never has to wait for others at a stop sign.

by The Lich May 28, 2013

Blaylocking

When you're allegedly taking a "massive shit" but really you're playing on your phone.

" I told everybody I was shitting but really I was Blaylocking it

by ibbbqOrphans March 19, 2017