ranch blasted

Shooting your cool ropes into your woman's Hidden Valley

I hadn't cum in so long that last night I ranch blasted my girlfriend

by bácón September 2, 2022

Baja Blasted

The good-natured, almost inebriated feeling after drinking a Baja Blast from Taco Bell. Causes one to stumble, laugh, and chill in large quantities for only a couple bucks.

Tom: Dude, I wanna have fun tonight but I only have like 2 bucks

Carter: Well shit man, lets get fucking Baja Blasted!

by DaddiSqueeze September 30, 2011

Blaysted

To be "blazed" (high on weed) and "wasted" (drunk) at the same time...originated and used throughout the Pacific Northwest 2008

"Last night's party was so epic with all the beers and weed... i was blaysted!"

by Reignfan 1 April 16, 2009

Piss blasted

to harness one's stream of urin tipically requiring a penis, to dislodge any one thing or change it's intial state.

I piss blasted the reminents of that turd off the side of the toilet.

by "THE de Latour FACTOR" February 16, 2010

Flavor Blasted

Astronomically high. Same vibe as zooted but better

“Bro you good?” “Yo I’m so flavor blasted right now I’m great”

by bigboat1999 April 14, 2021

blisted

said when one is on a low after the initial high after consumption of any number of substances

im blisted out my mind

by X-sTaTiK November 4, 2004

cum blasted

1. To be shot in the face with a huge load of jizz that was being held in over a period of 2 weeks.

"Damn Corey's mom really got cum blasted after that BJ last night"

by Big Jerms August 24, 2005