by kymcleod October 10, 2003
Get the BLAIR WITCH PROJECT mug.Giving a handjob while holding your face right in front of the reciever and staring into his eyes, resembling the telling of a scary story in the dark with a flashlight.
Mike: Dude... last night Bijou gave me a handjob man...
Nate: Sweet man... was it awesome?
Mike: Not really... she gave me a Blair Witch, it was hella scary
Sam: That sucks
Mike: Yeah.. She hauntes my dreams now
Nate: Sweet man... was it awesome?
Mike: Not really... she gave me a Blair Witch, it was hella scary
Sam: That sucks
Mike: Yeah.. She hauntes my dreams now
by Aramis, Mike, Nate, Sam, Donnie December 6, 2006
Get the Blair Witch mug.Greatest horror movie to come out in the past decade. About three student film makers who disapear in the woods near Burkittesville, Maryland. Their have been reports of people having heart attacks and people leaving the theatre in the middle of the movie.
by jerryblank May 19, 2005
Get the Blair witch project mug.A movie created out of pure fiction with a story created by the directors in which 3 students went into a forest with film equipment and the crew made scary noises etc. etc. to produce the effect that the kids were being chased or attacked by something.
"I totally saw the Blair Witch in my basement last night!!"
"Dude...that movie was fake..the witch wasn't real, you know that right?"
"Eh....right..I was just testin you guys!"
"Sure..."
"Dude...that movie was fake..the witch wasn't real, you know that right?"
"Eh....right..I was just testin you guys!"
"Sure..."
by Senada July 31, 2005
Get the blair witch mug.In my honest opinion, arguably the most underrated film of all time. It is a sequel to The Blair Witch Project, and is set in live action as opposed to the handycam filming of the first.
Directed by Joe Berlinger, the film is metaphorically about the craze and phenomenon of the Blair Witch Project a year or less after it is released. Five obsessed fans go on a tour in the Maryland town the film is set in, led by a man (Jeff Donovan) who is recovering from a stay at a psychiatric ward. After a long night of partying, the group find their campsite demolished and make base at the tour guide's massive house/factory, in an effort to use their film and piece together what happened that night. Before their final revelation, the psychological paranoia and "group hysteria" begins to set in, along with something else.
Also, the film is intellectual and speaks on many different levels. The way the tour guide says to a tourist, "Video never lies, but film does" sets the goal for the film, and explores the dangers of blurring the line between fiction and reality (as many did with the Blair Witch Project), and the film makes you question what's really happening, what's real and what's not. On top of that, the question is invited if the Blair Witch is actually messing with the protagonists's minds, or if it's simply group hysteria. In the end, the events of the film which are videotaped by the tour guide reveal to be slightly different from what the stars think they saw...or perhaps the events happened, but the tapes have been altered by the Blair Witch. On another deep level, the film's stars, the five fans of the Blair Witch phenomenon seem to represent different types of fanbases, for example a Wicca girl trying to set the record straight for what the Blair Witch hysteria really means, a Goth girl doing it mainly out of it being a fad, a tourist couple just interested in the subject without much inner knowledge of it, and mainly the tour guide, representing the ones trying to make a buck off a fad, further distorting our lines between fiction and reality, which is what the film is mainly about.
Directed by Joe Berlinger, the film is metaphorically about the craze and phenomenon of the Blair Witch Project a year or less after it is released. Five obsessed fans go on a tour in the Maryland town the film is set in, led by a man (Jeff Donovan) who is recovering from a stay at a psychiatric ward. After a long night of partying, the group find their campsite demolished and make base at the tour guide's massive house/factory, in an effort to use their film and piece together what happened that night. Before their final revelation, the psychological paranoia and "group hysteria" begins to set in, along with something else.
Also, the film is intellectual and speaks on many different levels. The way the tour guide says to a tourist, "Video never lies, but film does" sets the goal for the film, and explores the dangers of blurring the line between fiction and reality (as many did with the Blair Witch Project), and the film makes you question what's really happening, what's real and what's not. On top of that, the question is invited if the Blair Witch is actually messing with the protagonists's minds, or if it's simply group hysteria. In the end, the events of the film which are videotaped by the tour guide reveal to be slightly different from what the stars think they saw...or perhaps the events happened, but the tapes have been altered by the Blair Witch. On another deep level, the film's stars, the five fans of the Blair Witch phenomenon seem to represent different types of fanbases, for example a Wicca girl trying to set the record straight for what the Blair Witch hysteria really means, a Goth girl doing it mainly out of it being a fad, a tourist couple just interested in the subject without much inner knowledge of it, and mainly the tour guide, representing the ones trying to make a buck off a fad, further distorting our lines between fiction and reality, which is what the film is mainly about.
by TheLiberalWhoIsACatholic January 14, 2009
Get the Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 mug.1. I was playing COD and I turned the corner and this dude just shoots me in the head, BLAIR FUCKING WITCH with a shotgun.
2. On my way to work, I was going through this intersection on some guy runs the light and t-bones me BLAIR WITCH in the passenger side door!
2. On my way to work, I was going through this intersection on some guy runs the light and t-bones me BLAIR WITCH in the passenger side door!
by BFunk McH March 12, 2010
Get the Blair Witch mug.A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence:
If IQ < 70 Then
reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"
Else If IQ < 80 Then
reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"
Else IF IQ < 90 Then
reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."
Else
reaction$ = "Dumb!"
End If
If IQ < 70 Then
reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"
Else If IQ < 80 Then
reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"
Else IF IQ < 90 Then
reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."
Else
reaction$ = "Dumb!"
End If
by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004
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