Blagoj

The dude you call when you get jumped by 4 frat boys. He's extremly reliable, as in he can deliver a nice ass ass wooping. A person who has his hair styled as if he's the 80's, but you know damn well he's Alexander the Great's lost grandgrandchild so that man ancient.

Ay man, this dude smoked 7 blunts im a row yesterday at Jamal's party.
- God damn what a Blagoj

by vanvelon July 12, 2017

blagojevate

Pronounced: bla-goy-ya-vate

To consistently spew utter nonsense with blatant disregard to fact.

I blagojevate on a regular basis because my life is one big lie.

by blagojevate January 29, 2009

Blagojevich

A ridiculous haircut, outdated and covers the entire forehead - not unlike a band member of the Beatles. Fashioned after the mane of the infamous impeached Illinois senator, Rod Blagojevich. Often popular with early 1980's game show hosts.

"Man, I have seen some shitty haircuts in my day, bowlcuts, the TRUMP, the Pete Rose, but that fucking Blagojevich takes the cake!"

"You didn't pay your barber to give that Blagojevich, did you?"

"I can't figure out how to describe your lack of a haircut, it looks like Eric Foreman for that 70's show, a quarter inch more and you will be in Blagojevich territory

by Grepdogg1 February 19, 2009

Blagojebitch

(blə goi ə bich) A word used to describe a conniving or two-bit criminal who whines excessively when caught.

Origin: Insult used on conservative blogs and websites following the Rod Blagojevich Scandal in 2008-09

Michael Vick was such a freaking blagojebitch.

by absentee January 7, 2009

Blagojevision

A slightly out-of-phase view on life that leads to stubborn denial of any wrongdoing even in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Comes from Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who continually and emphatically declared his innocence, after being accused of corruption.

COP: I pulled you over for going 60 in a 35. I was following you for a mile and i have it on camera.
SKY: No, I'm innocent. You have me confused with someone else.
COP: You have a bad case of Blagojevision.

by ~Luc~ February 9, 2009

Blagojesphere

Anything relating to the Rod Blagojevich scandal happens in the "Blagojesphere."

Today in the Blagojesphere, the Senate refused to seat Roland Burris

by reisen1000 January 11, 2009

blagojevich

Pronounced bluh-goy-uh-vich, this term (due to its unusual syllabic structure and the overall enjoyment one has in speaking it)is commonly used to break an awkward silence or as a random interjection in conversation.

Origin is likely from the name of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.

"So the classical dichotomy of this rarely understood subjunctive can be best expressed (colloquially, of course) as--"
"Blagojevich!"

by John Flanagin November 19, 2007