an action that is so incredibly stupid that if it did not actually happen, one would not believe it was possible.
by Illinoisgov December 11, 2008
slang for something obviously fucked up or excessively corrupt in an brazen manner. This term stems from the name of the most recent governor to find himself embroiled in scandal, Governor Blagojevich
I can't believe he tried to Blago me. That is straight Blago. Who should we Blago next? I'm going to Blago that bank and walk away with millions. The company Blagoed its shareholders.
by I-Roc December 13, 2008
To be offered a trade of something of value for the enrichment of the sleaze-ball making the trade. In honor of our wonderful Governor Blagojevich.
John pulled a blago on me: he offered to give me his grandfather's priceless Stradivarius for two tickets to the ball game.
by David Edelstein December 11, 2008
A very painful growth on one's posterior, either a cyst or an std-related infection; sometimes used to refer to discomfort that arises from too much anal intercourse. Named in honor of Gov Rod Blagojevich.
"My girlfriend claims I gave her a blago and refuses to ride on my cycle..."
"Dude, my tailbone has this blago so I had to stand in the back during the movie"
"Dude, my tailbone has this blago so I had to stand in the back during the movie"
by metanoia2k December 31, 2008
(Adj) used to describe a woman who requires expensive dinners, lavish gifts, VIP treatment, in order to date her. She isn’t looking for a traditional relationship; she knows that men want her. She’s obsessed with this power and is often seen strutting through a club, looking for "ballers" in order to get the highest bidder- PAY TO PLAY.
Man, that girl is “blago.” She won’t date you unless you have a BMW M6, buy her Prada and pay her bills.
The club is full of “blago” girls.
The club is full of “blago” girls.
by unk suspect February 21, 2009
BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC is the best soccer player ever. He is the BEST at ball handling and finishing. He gets more pussy than a vet center and is extremely attractive.
Girl 1: No way is it actually Blago the GOAT of soccer.
*Every girl turns to Blago and wants to fuck him. *
Girl 2: Legends say it his dick once intimidated the other team, and they let him win.
Blago's manager: sounds like BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC!
*Every girl turns to Blago and wants to fuck him. *
Girl 2: Legends say it his dick once intimidated the other team, and they let him win.
Blago's manager: sounds like BLAGO LJUBOJEVIC!
by NoThingbuttfaxs March 04, 2022
Bad hair day to the extreme, bordering on bad hair life. Flyaway, uncontrollable ass hat, goofball, in-your-face hair that won't quit.
by Bradford S. January 28, 2009