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blactose intolerant

The inability for a caucasian to digest foods that are commonly eaten in urban, african american areas.

Such as when a white person eats chitterlings and hot sauce or collard greens for the first time. The symptoms are bloatedness and diahrea. This usually subsides after a steady digestion of black foods over a period of time.
Biff was invited over to his friend Kareem's house for Thanksgiving where he ate a consistant diet of chitlings, neck bones, collard greens, and sweet potatoe pie.

Because he was not used to eating urban foods other than McDonald's and Burger King, his stomach became Blactose Intolerant and he stayed on the can for 72 hours straight.
by DzNutz2002 December 9, 2008
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blactose intolerant

1. an African-American's inability to enjoy dairy products
2. an aversion to "white" people
...of all my eight chillens, dey's all took to the tittie but Maurice cuz he be blactose intolerant...
by bgjobro August 13, 2003
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blackuser

(noun) A term used to identify persons who "use" a large amount of black in their wardrobe, often with a gothic focus.
"Did you see that blackuser back there, all that black just seems depressing" -Lisa
by ARMAMN December 8, 2010
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Bractus

When 4 big guys bust in your eye and eat your ass like apple pie, can also be defined as a deadly number 22 on the wing
I got totally done by a cheeky bractus last night
by Slaveryan November 23, 2021
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Blactish

Random: you're so exotic what are you??
Man: Blactish
by ArealProfessor November 18, 2022
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blackusation

An accusation, assumption, or stereotype directed at a Black person based solely on racial bias
The cashier gave me a blackusation when she double-checked my $5 bill under the light.
by KeepYaRaisinsOut August 11, 2025
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Pontanius Bläckus

Word from the Latin language explaining a guy with long haiŕ and finnar
Vilg: Tjena Pontanius Bläckus
by Swedishguy12 October 10, 2023
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